So, it finally came and went and I still have not been blessed abundantly per the promise. Ah tricky emails from cunning friends! They came, the emails I mean, with all kinds of info/promises. There was the google or microsoft hiring (I think it is still going on), the coca cola savior mail, the Tommy Hilfiger racist campaign, the Black people don't read words, sent to ... Black people (I wonder how they got that!), the human slaughtering (in the presence of a photographer!), the sunglasses-wearing-when-it-is-raining- nugget which I tried and realized it only works for real believers. There was an unprecedented laziness in 2009. Did you realize that text messages with best wishes come with bad practices like not naming the recipient of the email? I got tons of messages, and while I am delighted that all those people thought about me, I would have loved to see the sweetest name in the world, mine, just before the message proper. I am equally jealous that I wasn't as ingenuous.